you so fly…

First of all I would like to warn you that this post is not your usual recipe, makeup tip, or me smiling with my hands on my hips. It’s more of a…scientific nature if you will. Last night I was at my aunt’s house and a fly landed on an item of food. I declared in disgust, “Don’t eat it, that fly just threw up on it!” But her son, my cousin, and a teenager who therefore duh, obviously knows everything, indignantly corrected me. “That’s not true!” he said defensively, as if his best friend were a fly. I guess he just has a soft spot for disease carrying insects (or just likes to prove me wrong…) This made me think. I had always believed that when flies land on something and rub their tiny little arms together, they’re vomiting or defecating. So I decided to research the question…

Do Flies Really Vomit and Poop When They Land on You?”

I found this super informative, albeit gross, article by Debbie Hadley an expert on insects. Hadley says…


Let’s get to the bottom of a common belief about flies – do flies really vomit and poop when they land on you?

Answer:
 
First of all, we need to be a bit more specific. We’re talking about house flies here, known by scientists the world around as Musca domestica. The house fly associates with people. Virtually anywhere on the planet where you can find people, you will also find Musca domestica.

Anyone who has ever enjoyed a backyard barbecue knows that house flies will crash your picnic table, walk all over your potato salad, and attempt to taste your burger, should you dare to leave it unattended for even a second. And occasionally, those flies will come to rest on you. So you are probably wondering what they’re up to while they sit there. It’s a totally understandable concern. 

Let’s tackle the first bit of this question first – do flies vomit on you? The answer is a resounding…sometimes. 
House flies do vomit, sort of, and they do so pretty often. Unfortunately for the house fly, it is not equipped to chew solid foods. Most insects that feed on solid food – beetles, for example – have chewing mouthparts, with which they can properly masticate their meals into tiny, digestible bits. House flies were instead blessed with sponge-like tongues. Only in flies, we call their tongues labella (the singular is labellum, but the fly has a matched pair). House flies “taste” with their feet, so they have no choice but to walk on their food (and ours, should they be sampling our picnic menu. 

When a house fly comes upon something that seems like it might be yummy (keep in mind that dog poop is the kind of thing house flies find yummy), it will reflexively stick out its labella and press it against the potential food item to investigate. Liquids can be slurped up without much effort. Inside the house fly’s head is a structure called a
 cibarial pump (or food pump), which generates a suction to draw the liquid up through channels in the mouthparts (called pseudotrachea). 

So how does the house fly make a meal out of meat, or any other solid food (like dog poop)? It uses those same mouthparts to liquefy the entrée. The
 house fly dabs the tasty morsel with digestive enzymes by bringing up a little regurgitated food and saliva. The enzymes begin breaking down the solid food, gradually turning it into a slurry the house fly can then lap up. Meat milkshake, anyone?

Now, think about the last time you had a stomach flu. Anytime you vomit repeatedly, you run the risk of dehydration, so you have to drink a lot of fluids to replace the ones you lost. Flies are no different. This liquid diet means flies require a lot of water. And when you drink a lot of water…well, let’s just say what goes in, must come out, right? So flies do a lot of defecating, too.

Therefore, in answer to your original question – do flies really vomit and poop when they land on you? Yes, they do, but not every single time they land on you. It really depends on whether or not the fly thinks you are a potential meal. If the fly gets a message from its feet saying, “Hmm, this guy tastes pretty good. Take a lick!” you’re probably going to get a little fly vomit on you. And hey, if the fly has got to go, it’s got to go, so you might just get a little fly poop on you, too.

So there you go, you really do learn something new every day. Unless you happen to be my father, in which case I’m sure was already completely aware of all the useless information contained in this post. For more information on this fascinating topic, check out this book of children’s poems I found in our book collection… 

   

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2 thoughts on “you so fly…

  1. Can’t thank you enough for this nauseating tidbit of information. I mean seriously it’s not enough that Daddy already goes “HULK” when there is a fly in the house. Which of course I let in! Apparently, in the past 30+years I am the one solely responsible for letting in all the flies that have ever entered our house…..hoping one of your next blogs has a suggestion on Learning to live with a Felix Unger, I can here him honking already…
    Here’s to learning something new everyday….that was my initial thought as I first started reading this…as I read on I felt this overwhelming dread. Picturing the scene that lies ahead at home the next time…I let one in…haaaaa!
    Mom

  2. Yeah, I guess I knew that already.
    But it was on a big sign at work at one of the food prep areas

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